Well hello thar fellow sailors. It has been QUITE some time since we last sailed together. But fear not. We are together again.



That's right. You heard me. Edward. Single. And looking. So ladies (or not ladies) what are you waiting for? If your into emus go for him!
Thats right. Your friendly neighborhood emu, Edward is feeling lonely and sexually frustrated and wants a mate. He has taken to attacking his keeper to help vent his anger. But that never put Bella off. A deadly vampire only made things more exciting. Everyone knows the one thing more dangerous than a blood thirsty vampire is a sexually active single emu.

So if you want more information or a photo don't hesitate to ask for it. I, just like you want to see Edward happy.