Well hello thar fellow sailors. It has been QUITE some time since we last sailed together. But fear not. We are together again.
That's right. You heard me. Edward. Single. And looking. So ladies (or not ladies) what are you waiting for? If your into emus go for him!
Thats right. Your friendly neighborhood emu, Edward is feeling lonely and sexually frustrated and wants a mate. He has taken to attacking his keeper to help vent his anger. But that never put Bella off. A deadly vampire only made things more exciting. Everyone knows the one thing more dangerous than a blood thirsty vampire is a sexually active single emu.
So if you want more information or a photo don't hesitate to ask for it. I, just like you want to see Edward happy.
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Holy Jesus Christ Monkey Balls yeah!
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Don't forget...
It's not over yet..
I see you found Tacoo x]
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I like someone who is a little crazy but coming from a good place. I think scars are sexy because it means you made a mistake that led to a mess.
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I like someone who is a little crazy but coming from a good place. I think scars are sexy because it means you made a mistake that led to a mess.
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^ ^'
Slightly >.>
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DID YOU KNOW?!
The Dodecahedron is a solid shape which has 20 vertices, 30 edges, and 12 equivalent pentagonal triangular faces?
The Pokemon Master Part XI
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"Slightly". Does that mean that you're a zombie? (:
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^ ^'
Slightly a zombie yes. Though I don't feed on brains. Feet are much more enjoyable.
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DID YOU KNOW?!
The Dodecahedron is a solid shape which has 20 vertices, 30 edges, and 12 equivalent pentagonal triangular faces?
The Pokemon Master Part XI
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